Review
by Tara Alexander and Sarah Chaney
The
press release professes it to be set in the 1890s –
indeed, Amazon (among other places) is still loudly proclaiming
this fact. And so the most important thing to clear up straight
away is: it’s not.
Still,
these mistaken booksellers could easily be forgiven –
were it not for the (albeit numerous) references to the
King, and a minor aside to the first few years of the new
century, the book could very well have been set in the last
decade of Old Queen Vic’s reign. Our hero, Lucifer
Box, you see, belongs part and parcel to the late Victorian
age, where seedy clubs jostled with the moralising of social
reformists, and time had not as yet allowed the Criminal
Law Amendment Act to have much impact on the brothels it
set out to destroy. Where buttonholes were of the utmost
importance and the East End a menace rather than an area
for reform, for the Boer War had not yet pointed out how
much the Empire might actually need the lower classes to
be well-nourished in order to, well, fight!
And
so Lucifer Box seems to live in a kind of vacuum, where
even the most godawful puns are Victorian (fan de cycle
– geddit??) and nothing whatsoever appears to have
happened since the trial of Oscar Wilde in 1895. Why on
earth Mr Gatiss didn’t just give in and set the damn
book in the same year I’ll never understand. Maybe
he thought Sherlock Holmes, whose most interesting cases
were mainly pre 1900, would rather steal dear Lucifer’s
thunder (not that this stops him borrowing shamelessly from
the Adventure of the Devil’s Foot) – but although
both are practiced housebreakers, only Mr Box is an assassin.
Or maybe he felt that he’d already created the perfect
parody of this era in the Chinnery section of the League
of Gentlemen’s Christmas Special”, and wanted
instead to portray Lucifer’s endeavours to be a gentleman
in the early years of a new century, perhaps feeling a certain
affinity for this, 100 years later.
So,
there you have it. Lucifer Box: socialite, aesthete, sometime
artist and, after falling foul of Mr Labouchère in
a rather painful incident off the Bow Road, part of His
Majesty’s Secret Service. Given his mission at the
start of the book by the rather irritatingly named Joshua
Reynolds (a joke must consist of more than simply re-using
a real person’s name and the Royal Academy of Arts,
surely? At least Bella Pok is almost amusing…), Lucifer
quips, puns (and sleeps) his way from London to Naples.
But
I hope my words thus far haven’t been too damning.
There are a few things both myself - and you, dear reader
– should remember. The Vesuvius Club is a work of
fiction, not a treatise on early 20th Century colloquialisms,
so we’ll ignore the over-use of the word “Blighty”
by characters who have probably never been to India.
It is
true that Gatiss wears his influences on his sleeve and
the book is chock full of them. One can see shades of his
favourite James Bond (Dr No) and Doctor Who (The Green Death),
amongst the throwaway references to artists and historical
figures who are contemporary to Mr Box. But the most important
thing to remember is that the novel is great fun. The adventure
is gripping, in a cheerfully exaggerated Boy’s Own
fashion greatly reminiscent of George MacDonald Fraser’s
Flashman – no bad thing. The Vesuvius Club is more
than just another tongue in cheek “Chinnery Jackanory”
story, even if it may seem like that at first. It is well
crafted, fast-paced and ribald. And, while Lucifer’s
self-congratulatory witticisms may grate a little initially,
once he finds someone to temper his behaviour with a little
insolence (the delightful, and very blue eyed, young Charlie
Jackpot), he becomes eminently likeable. Even if historical
adventure novels aren’t your glass of tea, this one
is heartily recommended.
And,
after all, there is nothing more attractive than a man in
top hat and tails…
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